Milk. Therapy.

For thousands of years we have existed side by side with nature, and our animal friends have provided a symbiotic relationship that even looked after our human emotional needs.

Modern industrial scale capitalism has unfortunately taken away our close relationship with these healing creatures, often benefiting the bourgeoise and skipping proletariat basic human rights.

Therapeutic Goat Milking uses a classic and yet remarkably intimate experience with a lactating Toggenburger goat to become close to nature once again. 

Once situated in your private therapy stall, complete with wooden three-legged stool just like your ancestors used, you are free to harvest the ample supply of goat’s milk, captured in a sterile and recyclable glass jug crafted by a workers collective in Colchester, Vermont under strict profit sharing protocols.

Sessions can last from just a few minutes to hours depending on client inner turmoil, past life regression issues, or just the modern ennui arising from living inside a wage controlled economic environment. 

Once attached to a particular Toggenburger, you can request the same “nanny”, as female goats are affectionately known as, for a truly unique spiritual experience.

Baaaa, Baaaa, Baaaa!

Karl and Freiderich

Owners & Operators